Jared Fogle sentenced to 15 years in prison

Everyone with any morals whatsoever must be happy to hear that Subway’s ex-spokesman, Jared Fogle, has finally been sentenced. He faced a maximum of 50 years and the 15 years and 8 months he received was slightly more than the prosecutors were asking for. He’s not eligible for parole until 2029.

Not only did he screw up the lives of his victims, he also has kids who have to live in his shadow as a complete loser and sicko.

So far there have been 14 children that Fogel has exploited. Fourteen!

There’s nothing much worse than a pedophile. Fifteen years and eight months in prison seems way too short for his crime.

Fogel has paid $100,000 to each of the 14 victims. Hopefully the victims can work through the emotional anguish and move on with their lives. We’ll leave it to the public to come up with the jokes about Jared in prison…


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